Flop Ajith !

Vijay’s Last 2 Films were flopped due to speculated SMS and information, But most of the films of Ajith were utter flopped, even there were no rumors !
Correct, Avan nadicha avanaalaye paaka mudiyathu ! Mathavanga enge paaka poranga?

Ajith Nallavara Kettavara ?

Child: Uncle neenga Herova Illa Comediana?
Ajith:Ah..Ah.. Theriyalama!
Child:Ada Chi.. Nee rendum Illa Kolaikaaran!
Ajith: Athu!

Basha Dialogue Altered For Ajith !

Raguvaran:Satham ketuchu! Nee varuvennu enakku theriyum! Veeta suthi bomb vechiruken, pakuriya?
Rajni:Ellab Bomb-um eduthachu!
Raguvaran:Theriyum Athanalathan Ajith pada DVD collection vechiruken
Rajini:Ayyo! Amma! Iraiva Enna Kaapathu! Tamilnatta Kaapathu.

Ajith Posture !

Jail warden:Inimel kaithi ellam tappikka maatanga!
DGP:Eppadi Solra, Jaila suthi Mudhalai Agali thondi irukkiya?
J.Wdn: Illa Ajith posture vechiruken, So avanga thapichalum Ajith avan padatha kaatiye konnuruvannu bayam irukkum

Ajith Sentence !

All over strike in India as Our Supreme Court plans to increase the punishment more than death sentence, so all of the criminals across India should watch at least 1 Ajith movie.

Ajith Portrait !

FLASH NEWS:
Our CM has decided to Portrait an Ajith photo in every home, for reducing the Suicide attempts. Bcoz, atha paakum pothu ivana vida kashtam namakku varava poguthu-nu naama ninaikanumama, Athaan! Sema Idea Illa.

Rubaiku Naalu !

Ajith:Rubaiku Naalu, Rubaiku Naalu!
Fan:thala, Asal padam ticket-a vikureenga?
Ajith:Illada, Kai vasam padame illa, So inimel Rubaiku naalu padam nadikaporen!
Fan:Athukunu, yaaravathu avlo sambalam kodupaangala, Venumna Rubaiku 10 padam nadi.