Flop Ajith !

Vijay’s Last 2 Films were flopped due to speculated SMS and information, But most of the films of Ajith were utter flopped, even there were no rumors !
Correct, Avan nadicha avanaalaye paaka mudiyathu ! Mathavanga enge paaka poranga?

Ajith Nallavara Kettavara ?

Child: Uncle neenga Herova Illa Comediana?
Ajith:Ah..Ah.. Theriyalama!
Child:Ada Chi.. Nee rendum Illa Kolaikaaran!
Ajith: Athu!

Basha Dialogue Altered For Ajith !

Raguvaran:Satham ketuchu! Nee varuvennu enakku theriyum! Veeta suthi bomb vechiruken, pakuriya?
Rajni:Ellab Bomb-um eduthachu!
Raguvaran:Theriyum Athanalathan Ajith pada DVD collection vechiruken
Rajini:Ayyo! Amma! Iraiva Enna Kaapathu! Tamilnatta Kaapathu.

Ajith Posture !

Jail warden:Inimel kaithi ellam tappikka maatanga!
DGP:Eppadi Solra, Jaila suthi Mudhalai Agali thondi irukkiya?
J.Wdn: Illa Ajith posture vechiruken, So avanga thapichalum Ajith avan padatha kaatiye konnuruvannu bayam irukkum

Ajith Sentence !

All over strike in India as Our Supreme Court plans to increase the punishment more than death sentence, so all of the criminals across India should watch at least 1 Ajith movie.

Ajith Portrait !

FLASH NEWS:
Our CM has decided to Portrait an Ajith photo in every home, for reducing the Suicide attempts. Bcoz, atha paakum pothu ivana vida kashtam namakku varava poguthu-nu naama ninaikanumama, Athaan! Sema Idea Illa.

Rubaiku Naalu !

Ajith:Rubaiku Naalu, Rubaiku Naalu!
Fan:thala, Asal padam ticket-a vikureenga?
Ajith:Illada, Kai vasam padame illa, So inimel Rubaiku naalu padam nadikaporen!
Fan:Athukunu, yaaravathu avlo sambalam kodupaangala, Venumna Rubaiku 10 padam nadi.

Who Is Ajith ?

Chennai is Madras!
Bombay is Mumbai!
Calcutta is Kolkatta!
Delhi is New Delhi!
Bangalore is Bengaluru!
Sardarji is Now Ajith!

Dog Illa Ajith !

Wife:Yenga yarung naaya veetla vitathu, paarunga kolachittu, oolai vituttu irukku!
Husband:Darling, TV la Ajith dialogue pesitirukaar ma..
Wife:Ennala difference kandu pidikave mudiyalenge! Enna otrumai!

Who Is Hero In Billa ?

Old billa-kum, New billa-kum enna difference?
Old la super star hero va nadichirupaar,
New billa-la Sooopura star hero va kilichiruppan
What a difference?

Kaaka Kooda Sanda Podum Ajith !

Joke:
Oru kaaka paranthu pocham appo athu Ajith mela Aai pocham.
Udane Ajith ketaan: Chi Koomutta Kaaka, Jatti podamatiya,
Kaaka: Adi goyala.. Nee jatti potuthaan kakkoos poviya?
Thala Always rocks

Why Does Ajith Participate In Car Race ?

Fan: Neenga ethukkaga Car racela kalandhukreenga?
Ajith:Appothaan Producer, Fans, tamilnadu makkal adikka varumpothu thapichu odurathukku vasathiya irukkum.
Fan: Ithellaam Oru polappu? Thoo therie.

Ajith Meets Sharukh !

Ajith meets Sharukh in a function
Ajith: Sorry sharukh, enaku Hindi theriyadhu!
Sharukh:Dai naaye, enakku neeye yarunnu theriyathu
(THARU)thala rocks.

Ajith Padam Enbathu Enna ?

Vijay padam enbathu ponoma vanthoma-nu irukkum, but Ajith Padam enbathu, Ponoma appuram enge varrathu.. Ooooo… Sangu thaan.

Veeta Kaali Pannum Ajith !

Ajith:Nee veeta kaali pannanum!
House owner: Eppo!
Ajith:Intha Red ellarukkum oru time koduppan,
House ownr:Sari sollunga!
Ajith:En padam Theatre-la irunthu thookurathukulla!
Hse Ownr:Adhukkunu,1 week pathathu!

Ajith Kills Shalini !

Ajith kills Shalini and entire family
Police: Edhukkuda avangala kolai panne?
Ajith:DGP valkai enakku kathu koduthathu onnuthaan, Naama nalla irukunumna evlo petha venumnaalum kollalaam.
Police: Oh, Adhukkaga thaan Tamilnattaye koonuttirukiya!
Ajith:Athu!

Thala Deepavali !

Ajith: Deepavali, Thala deepavali!
Fan:Adhukkaga, en pondaati kooda nee eppadida thala deepavali kondaduve?
Ivan imsai thaangala, ivana karunai kolai pannungappa!

Ajith-oda Komanam !

Ajith;Imayamalayil en kodi parantha unakenna?
Man:Aana poi paartha Corporation kakkoos-la thaan parakkuthu!Athuvum Unnoda Komanam!!
Deala - No Deala?

Adi Vaangum Ajith !

Ajith:Adicha nethi adiya adippen?
Fan:Athu sari, Adi vaanguna naayadi, peyadi vaanguviyame? Athuvum left-la Unmaya?

Mittai Pudungum Ajith !

Ajith:Vamba vilaiku vaangum vayasu da!
Neighbor:Adhukkaga kulandai kitta mittai pudungi thinguriyada vetkam kettavane!

Ajith Friends !

Ajith:Naan ellarukkum friend, ippo maari pochu trendu!
Fan:Athellam Ok.. Adhukkaga nee Naai, Panni koodathan Sapiduven, Kulipen, Thoonguven-nu adam pidicha ippadi?
Ivan imsai thaangala ! Tharuthala Naai..

Ajith Vs Vadivel !

Ajith In Vadivel Role
Karum pannikum Ajith-kum enna difference?
Panni bayangara karuppa irukkum, Ajith panni madhiri bayangarama iruppan.
What an A(L)nimal?

Kavithai !

Kavithai:
Time enbathu Vijay padam madhiri oaditae irukkum
But life enbathu Ajith padam madhiri naama thaan athai oatanum.
Enna kodumai sir ithu?

Saaga Sollum Ajith!

Stud1:Dai engada Raja?
Stud2:Avan Ajith padam paaka poitaan!
Stud1:Veetla ethavathum prachaniya?
Stud2:Aamanda avan appa saga sollitaaram

Yaman Vs Ajith!

Yaman: Pona Masam Dengu Vitten 400 peru out, indha masam Chicken kunya vitteen 1000 peru out. Aduthathu enna vidalam? 6 crore people saaganum..!
Chitraguptan:Ajith padam release pannalam.
Yaman : Dei venna ulagame alinjidum

Terror Ajith!

Man : Sir, unga last padam romba bayama irundhuchu...
Ajith: nan onnum apdi bayangarama nadikaliyae...
Man : illa sir, na mattum than theatre la irunthaen..

Ajith Real Comedy!

Ajith fans: Thalaiva adutha super star neenga thaan...
Ajith : Hey.. Enna vachi kamadi keemadi ethuvum pannalayae...?..

Ajith Beats Sardarji!

Sardar jokes msgs - 1 crore, news nd fwd msgs- 0.5 cr. msgs teasing Ajith and asal nearly 8 crs. all mobile service providers are thanking ajak mama' s team for the profit.. .

Genius Ajith !

Ajith removing 2 wheels from his car.
A Man asks:Why r u removing wheel from ur car?
Ajith:U stupid see the board, ‘Parking’ for 2 Wheeler Only….